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@PeteHegseth, consider sending the enemies of the USA bags and bags of Garrett's iconic Cheddar/Caramel Mix Popcorn. It will make them happy with us (because it's good) and will make them weak and lethargic (because it's bad).

Jan 11, 2026

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An anxiety-ridden, aggressive Chihuahua (with a bad hip) in sheep's clothing.

Jan 10, 2026

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We upgraded our router at #room309.net to something from the last decade. Please consider dropping an "f" in the chat for our retired soldier.

Jan 10, 2026

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For the record, there are still 5,280 ft in a mile. #brave #someoneneededtosayit

Jan 4, 2026